Thursday, August 21, 2008

The World's Longest Quiz

That I lifted from Lurkergirl's page, that she stole from someone else, that they stole from someone else, that they...well, you get the picture. Get comfy, this might take a minute.

Kwiz Me Meme

How many people live in your house?
Right now, 4- Me, Chickenhead, The Husband and my momma

Do you like your siblings?
I have a half-brother whom I've seen 3 maybe 4 times in my life. No love lost there, apparently.

What color are your nails?

What’s your favorite place on earth?

Ever punch someone in the face?
No, but that doesn't mean I don't fantasize about it

Did you have a dream last night?
I don't remember what it was. Nothing good, obviously. I was having sexytime dreams about Bono from U2 there for a while Woo-hooo!!

Where is your shirt from?

Are you mad at someone?
No, but it's only 11:47. The day is young!

Where’s your best friend?
Currenlty in the office building next to mine, otherwise she's kicking it near the MO/Iowa border!

Last place you bought something from?
Lunch at Chipotle on Monday. It was a burrito bowl with shredded beef, black beans, pico, lettuce and guacamole. It was love at first sight!

Last person you were in a car with?
The husband and Chickenhead

What bank do you use?
Well, that's a tad personal. Ha, I'll tell you I'm having sexy dreams about Bono, but won't tell you where I bank.

Do you like being in pictures?
As long as I can control the photo-shopping of the picture.

Who’s your last missed call from?
Probably a bill collector.

Ever broken something at someone else’s house?
Oh god...when I was 8 or 9, I accidentally broke my great-aunt's ceramic bird bath. I was carrying the bowl for her to wash and I tripped over the hose in the yard. I thought my mom was going to kill me. She didn't speak to me for 2 days! My great-aunt was cool, she said she could make another one, but still.

Are you a good driver?

What’s on your mind right now?
Is it Friday yet?

When is your birthday?
In 2 months

What kind of cell phone do you have?
Some Sony-Erickson slider piece of crap

How old will you be in 5 years?
Still 36

Are you a movie buff?
I don't watch movies in the buff.

If you could move tomorrow, would you?
By myself? Really? Nah, I would at least take Chickenhead with me. And the husband too, I suppose.

Do you like the weather today?
It's humid and crappy. I spent 30 minutes straightening my hair this morning, only to have the work rendered completely useless 30 seconds after I stepped outside.

Do you like the outdoors or indoors better?
Indoors any time.

How tall are you?

If you had to choose an age to remain for the rest of your life what would it be?

What’s something in your past you wish you could relive?
I wouldn't change a thing, even the bad stuff. It's a pretty sweet life right now.

What is your favorite thing to do on the weekends?
Sleep in, then maybe shop

Favorite nearby vacation destination?
What is this strange word, 'vacation'?

How’s the weather?
Cloudy and crappy

Does anything on your body hurt?
My left knee hurts, which means it's going to rain.

What was the last television show you watched?
Greatest American Dog, and part of the news this morning.

Do you prefer orange or cherry ice-pops?

Do you like pickles?
Yes, Claussen dills. Yum!

Does your hair still smell like shampoo?
Nope hairspray and frizz-ease

What’s plugged in in the nearest outlet?
computer, calculator, radio

What was the last thing you wrote by hand?
A note to the Avon lady

What’s your favorite commercial?
The beef jerky one where they sneak up on Bigfoot, but he hears them and throws the guy into the lake.

Do you pay attention to celebrity gossip?
I read D-listed pretty religuously. They're all such losers you can't help but laugh at them.

Have you sung out loud today?
Not yet, but I was groovin' to Jungle Love by Morris Day & The Time on my iPod earlier.

Do you wish it was 4 years into the future, or 4 years back?
4-years into the future.

Can you touch your nose with your foot?
Hee, hee, that's funny!

Do you prefer paper towels, or napkins?
Paper towels

Are you currently texting anyone?

What was the last movie you watched?
I never have time for movies. I tried to get Chickenhead to watch Ferris Bueller with me the other night, but he wasn't interested.

Whom did you last high-five?

Describe your best friend in 3 words.
Loyal, Dependable, Honest (it sounds like I described a Chevy, but no, that's my best friend!)

Do you watch the Olympics?
Most definitely

Can you dance?
I call it dancing, and that's all that really matters

Do you keep the oil changed in your car?
This is the husband's dpeartment

Have you ever been hunting?

Do you like taking pictures?

What about making scrapbooks?
I love it and I've gotten away from it. I'm trying to get back in the game, though.

Are you a sushi lover?

What is your favorite restaurant of all time?
Gojo's Japanese Steakhouse. I heart that place

Does it annoy you when people drive slow in the fast lane?
Yes, get off the road, losers.

What do your parents do for a living?
Dad is currenly deceased, so I don't think he's up to much. Mom works part time at a community center.

Are there any famous people you’d like to meet?
Robert Plant so I can have his baby, and apparently Bono, too.

Do you get tired of hearing about celebrity divorces?
Yes and all of their freakin' kids.

What are your plans for the weekend?
Yard work, housework, fun, fun!

How often do you tan?
I don't. I'm Irish, so the standard procedure is burn, peel and freckle.

Are your nails always manicured?
My toenails yes, my fingernails, no

Could you ever go without eating meat?
Dear Lord no. Life with out a hamburger? No bacon? Yeah, not happening.

Where is your favorite place to buy groceries?
Price Chopper

When was the last time you took a bubble bath?
Last year, maybe?

Do have good sense of style?
Anymore I tend to stick with classic pieces. I don't try really trendy stuff too often.

If you could have any car, what would it be?
A Volvo or a Saab

Do you like fast food?
Not so much McDonalds and such. I like Taco Bell every now and then, but I really love Chipotle and Quiznos.

Have you ever flipped someone off while driving?
I thought you were SUPPOSED to do that.

Do you like to receive compliments or give them?

Have you ever been to a casino?
Just the boats here around town. I want to go to Vegas, though.

What do you do to relax?
Read or sleep

Do you like kids?
I love them!

Does family mean a lot to you?

Are you going to the beach anytime soon?
I'm in a landlocked state, so I don't see it happening.

What is your favorite perfume?
Donna Karan's Cashmere Mist. But I also like this new stuff called 'Clean'. Which is exactly what it smells like. I'm also a fan of the Brown Sugar and Fig collection at Bath & Body Works.

What is your favorite men’s cologne?
Eternity for Men

What is your favorite type of dog?
Corded Pouli- you know those dogs that have dreads?

If you had to move to a different country, which one would you choose?

Do you like to color in coloring books?
Only if it's with Crayola crayons. Lurkergirl is right, the cheap crayons feel different on the paper.

Do you think you would have been a hippie in the 60s and 70s?

Would you rather be cold or hot?
Cold — because you can always put on another layer--hot, sticky and sweaty don't work for me <--what she said

Incense or candles?

What brand of cosmetics do you use the most often?
Maybelline and some MAC here and there.

What is the one commercial on TV that annoys you the most?
The Secret deodorant commercial where the girl is going around raising her arms.

Are you an early bird or a night owl?
Early Bird

Would you rather be smart or beautiful?
I'm both (ha!), but if I could pick just one, it would be smart.

What is your favorite reality show?
Project Runway

So whom are you voting for in the upcoming election?
Probably Obama-rama. He has a fun name!

What ringtone is on your phone?
I think it's called 'whoopie'.

What would you tell a 3-year-old that asks where babies come from?
Mommies and daddies make babies.

What is your favorite type of cereal?

Are you double jointed?

What videos do you search for on YouTube?
Every once in a while, I'll want to see a video that was on MTV back when all they showed was videos. I made Chickenhead watch 'Fishheads' with me last weekend.

Have you ever given money to a homeless person?

Have you ever had to go to the emergency room?

Who is your favorite comedian?
Steven Wright

Name some foods you will not eat:
Squid, calamari, whatver you call it
Any organ meats (brains,liver, hearts, kidneys, etc.)

Do you have any irrational fears?
I'm afraid of being pushed down an escalator

Do you snoop in other people’s medicine cabinets?
No, and you won't find anything but hair product and skin product in mine.

What happens if you put the “This side up” side face down while popping microwave popcorn?
I don't eat microwave popcorn, so this has never crossed my mind.

How much would you pay in ransom if someone stole your pet?
Right, like someone's going to steal our parakeet, RePete

Have you ever eaten green eggs and ham?

Ever had surgery? On what?
C-Section, surgery on hand

Ever walked through a fast food restaurant drive thru?
Who would do that?

Ok, well, this was an incredible amount of time I spent on this thing. Y'all better comment. I put a lot of work into this one!!


Michelle said...

Great Quiz - We have a lot in common! I would attempt to do this but it's long and I am suppose to me working...hehehehaw!

Lurker Girl said...

Hey--cool, I think that is the first time I have been "lifted" from. Yeah ME!!

OK--So I have decided that we MUST plan a trip to Vegas 1) so you can get theree, 2) so we can party!!!

But hubby needs a job first so I can spend money again on myself instead of these crazy things called "necessities" and "mortgage"--what the hell?